Under the tree, in the stocking
Gifts they'll use
Ornaments, socks, mugs and cozy sets with the same original designs as our tees. Mix them into an order: Black Friday tiers start Nov 8 (buy 2 save 15%, buy 4+ save 25%) and US shipping is free on $45+.
Ornaments
Ceramic ornaments with our funniest designs. Easy tree-swap and white elephant gifts.

Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS)
ornament · Pit Bull
$14.99

My Partner Says It Was Out
ornament · Pickleball
$14.99

Attending Under Protest
ornament · Christmas
$14.99

Night Owl, Retired
ornament · Owl
$14.99

Camera Shy
ornament · Sasquatch
$14.99

Cold Rink, Hot Takes
ornament · Hockey
$14.99

You Catching 'Em? No. Keep Walking
ornament · Fishing
$14.99

Short Legs, Long Opinions
ornament · Dachshund
$14.99

Horse Girl, Broke on Purpose
ornament · Horse
$14.99

I Basically Hot Glue Metal
ornament · Welder
$14.99

Mom Said No? That's Cute
ornament · Nana
$14.99

I Only Run Downhill
ornament · Running
$14.99

Visiting, Not Impressed
ornament · Alien
$14.99

Not Cheating, Improving My Lie
ornament · Golf
$14.99

French Bulldog Silent Night, Except the Snoring
ornament · Christmas
$14.99

French Bulldog Santa's Cookies? What Cookies.
ornament · Christmas
$14.99

French Bulldog I'm Helping. You're Welcome.
ornament · Christmas
$14.99

Hunting Today's Special: Tag Soup
ornament · Christmas
$14.99
Socks
The stocking stuffer that actually gets worn.

Sorry About Your Windshield
socks · Golf
$18.99

Fishing Is My Love Language
Men's socks · Fishing
$18.99

Short Legs, Long Opinions
socks · Dachshund
$18.99

Calm Face, Loud Brain
socks · Nurse
$18.99

Allegedly
socks · Cat
$18.99

Attending Under Protest
Men's socks · Christmas
$18.99

Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral
socks · Bookish
$18.99
Mugs
Coffee, cocoa, or the desk pencil cup.

Night Owl, Retired
mug · Owl
$17.99

Camera Shy
mug · Bigfoot
$17.99

Mom Said No? That's Cute
mug · Nana
$17.99

Sorry About Your Windshield
mug · Golf
$17.99

Fishing Is My Love Language
mug · Fishing
$17.99

Short Legs, Long Opinions
mug · Dachshund
$17.99

Visiting. Not Impressed.
mug · Alien
$17.99

Pillaging Is a Young Man's Game
mug · Pirate
$17.99

Horse Girl, Broke on Purpose
mug · Horse
$17.99

Please Don't Pick Me
mug · Strawberry
$17.99

It Looked Smaller at the Farm
mug · Christmas Tree
$17.99

French Bulldog I'm Helping. You're Welcome.
mug · Christmas
$17.99

French Bulldog Santa's Cookies? What Cookies.
mug · Christmas
$17.99
Sweatpants
Pair them with a matching hoodie for the full couch set.

Rack Your Weights. Respectfully.
Men's sweatpants · Gym
$44.99

Today's Special: Tag Soup
Men's sweatpants · Hunting
$44.99

Do Not Disturb. Biscuits in Progress.
Women's sweatpants · Cat
$44.99

Plans Canceled. Mood Improved.
sweatpants · Homebody
$44.99

The View Better Be Worth It.
sweatpants · National Park
$44.99
Matching family
One design for the whole crew, from grown-ups down to the baby.
