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Graphic tee
Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament Golf Tee
$14.99
This golf ornament is for the golfer who calls it improving the lie. A smug raccoon in a flat cap and argyle vest nudges his ball out of the rough with his foot under the words NOT CHEATING.
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- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
This golf ornament is for the golfer who calls it improving the lie. A smug raccoon in a flat cap and argyle vest nudges his ball out of the rough with his foot under the words NOT CHEATING. IMPROVING MY LIE. Hang it on the Christmas tree, tie it to a gift for the golfer in your foursome or tuck it into a stocking.
Every golfer has seen the foot wedge and almost nobody admits to it. The word lie works two ways, so non-golfers get the joke too. It is a small, easy gift for a dad, a boss, a golf buddy or the friend who always finds a better spot for the ball.
The print is a vintage raccoon in olive, tan and argyle on a warm cream disc, with NOT CHEATING. above and IMPROVING MY LIE. below in solid navy capitals. It matches our Not Cheating Improving My Lie hoodie.
Details & fit+
- Glossy ceramic ornament, 100% ceramic, circle shape
- Diameter: 2.76 in (7 cm), thickness: 0.125 in (3 mm)
- Glossy finish with a white ceramic back
- Gold-colored string included, ready to hang on the tree
- Sublimation print
- Blank product sourced from China
Each ornament is made to order. Ceramic is fragile: hang it on a sturdy branch and wrap it for storage.
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the joke on the Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament?
- The word lie means where the ball sits and also something untrue, and the Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament plays on both. A raccoon nudges the ball out of the rough with his foot, the foot wedge every golfer has seen and nobody admits to.
- What is the Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament made of and how big is it?
- The Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament from Graphic Tees Co. is a 100% ceramic circle with a glossy finish and a white back. It measures 2.76 inches (7 cm) across and 0.125 inches thick, so it sits easily on a tree branch or tied to a gift.
- How do I hang the Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament?
- The Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament comes with a gold-colored string already attached, so you can loop it over a branch, a wreath, a gift ribbon or a hook. It is a small, light ornament, so any sturdy branch holds it. Hang it where it will not swing into harder decorations.
- How do I care for the Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament?
- Wipe the Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament clean with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth and do not scrub the print. It is ceramic, so it can chip if dropped or knocked against other ornaments. After the holidays, wrap it in tissue and store it in a padded box.
- Will the Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament arrive in time for Christmas?
- Graphic Tees Co. makes each Golf – Not Cheating, Improving My Lie Ornament to order, and orders over $45 ship free in the US. For Christmas, order by about December 8 so it arrives with time to spare. It also works as a stocking stuffer and matches the Unisex Golf – Not Cheating Improving My Lie Hoodie.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.