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Funny Thanksgiving Shirts
Funny Thanksgiving shirts, joke first: Here for the Scraps, Mash Hour, Totally a Pilgrim, Pie Oh My, Nap Queen, Leftovers Club and Turkey Trot. Every tee is $24.99 (regular $29.99) through November 30, drawn as vintage-style art and printed when you order it.
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The jokes
Here for the Scraps is for the guest who only came for the leftovers. Mash Hour turns the potato course into happy hour. Totally a Pilgrim is for the cousin who has never once dressed up. Pie Oh My is the dessert-table shirt, Nap Queen is for the couch after dinner, Leftovers Club is for the Friday sandwich crowd, and Turkey Trot is for the people who run before they eat.
Funny, but clean enough for the family table
Every line here gets a laugh from across the room without making anyone at the table wince: no profanity, no put-downs, no movie quotes. They are made to be worn at Grandma’s, not just at Friendsgiving.
Price and fit
Tees are $24.99 during the holiday sale (regular $29.99), through November 30. Unisex designs are printed on a soft lightweight cotton tee in a classic fit; women’s designs come on a relaxed women’s cut. Each product page lists its sizes and colors.
Matching funny shirts for the family
Give everyone a different joke: Mash Hour for the cook, Here for the Scraps for the dog person, Totally a Pilgrim for the uncle. They share the same vintage look, so they still read as a set in the photo.
When to order
Each shirt is printed after you order it, then shipped. Order in early November so it arrives before the holiday; delivery estimates show at checkout.
FAQ
- When should I order funny Thanksgiving shirts?
- Order at least two weeks before you need it. Printing takes 2–5 business days before shipping.
- Are your funny Thanksgiving shirts licensed characters?
- No. Every design is original art made for this shop.
- What is a good funny Thanksgiving shirt for family dinner?
- Pick a clean one-liner about the food: Mash Hour, Pie Oh My or Here for the Scraps all get a laugh at the table without offending anyone.
- How much are your funny Thanksgiving shirts?
- Tees are $24.99 (regular $29.99) during the holiday sale through November 30.
- Do these designs come on sweatshirts too?
- Most of them do. The crewneck versions are in our Thanksgiving sweatshirts collection.