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I'm Not Shopping. I'm Competing. Black Friday Shirts For Women

$24.99

I'm not shopping. I'm competing.

Color · White
Size · S

Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)

  • Original art
  • Printed to order
  • Misprints replaced
The story+

I'm not shopping. I'm competing. This Black Friday shirt is for the woman who plans the 5 a.m. store route on Thanksgiving night, packs snacks for the line and treats the doorbuster rack like a sport.

I'M NOT SHOPPING. runs across the chest in cherry-red capitals with a dark outline, above a small drawing of two bow-tied shopping bags, a to-go coffee cup with steam and a long curly receipt, and I'M COMPETING. closes it in green. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Wear it to the Black Friday shopping trip with your sisters and mom, the line outside the store or the day-after-Thanksgiving brunch.

Details & fit+
  • Relaxed fit, crew neck
  • 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
  • Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Colors: White, Natural, Pink, Heather Stone, Athletic Heather, Heather Mauve
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+
Is the I'm Not Shopping, I'm Competing tee a good Black Friday group shirt?
Yes. The I'm Not Shopping, I'm Competing tee from Graphic Tees Co. is a relaxed women's tee in sizes S through 3XL, so friends, sisters or a mom and her daughters can match for the Black Friday shopping trip. It comes in six colors, from White to Heather Mauve.
How does the I'm Not Shopping, I'm Competing tee fit?
It is a relaxed women's cut in sizes S through 3XL, made of 4.2 oz/yd² lightweight cotton. Order your usual size for an easy fit, or size up for an oversized look. If the size is wrong, Graphic Tees Co. prints a replacement size free within 30 days of delivery.
Which color should I pick for the I'm Not Shopping, I'm Competing tee?
Light and mid colors like White, Natural and Pink keep the cherry-red and green letters clear, and the Heather colors give a softer, vintage look. Every color is printed to order by Graphic Tees Co. with the same full-color design.
How do I wash the I'm Not Shopping, I'm Competing tee so the print lasts?
Turn the tee inside out, wash it cold with similar colors and tumble dry low or hang it to dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and never iron over the print. Cold washing keeps the red and green letters and the shopping bags looking sharp trip after trip.
When should I order the I'm Not Shopping, I'm Competing tee for Black Friday?
Black Friday 2026 is November 27. Graphic Tees Co. prints each tee to order, so order by about November 16 for it to arrive before the shopping trip. Orders over $45 ship free in the US, and the free size exchange within 30 days covers a wrong guess.
How do I wash this graphic tee?
Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

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