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Men's Christmas Sweaters

Men's Christmas sweaters that are really soft crewneck sweatshirts: no itchy knit, no blinking lights. Resting My Eyes, Bah Humbug, Define Naughty and Light Show Manager for the dry jokes; deer camp, the frozen lake and the ski lodge for the vintage scenes. $34.99 each, printed when you order.

Also on a tee → Christmas Shirts for Men

A sweatshirt, not a knit

Every piece here is an 8 oz cotton-polyester fleece crewneck with a ribbed collar, cuffs and hem. It is warm enough for a cold lights walk, soft enough to fall asleep in on Christmas afternoon, and it goes in the wash with everything else. Technically a Sweater prints a fair-isle snowflake knit on fleece for the man who wants the ugly-sweater look without the itch.

The dry jokes

Resting My Eyes is for the dad three hours into Christmas afternoon who insists he is not asleep. Bah Humbug is the polite grump's sweatshirt. Define Naughty has a storybook Santa with one raised eyebrow, and Light Show Manager is for the man on the ladder with the extension cords.

The vintage scenes

Deer Camp Christmas, Upland Christmas Pheasant and Christmas on the Lake are for the hunter and the angler who still go out in December. North Woods Moose, Mountain Christmas Bear and Christmas Ski Lodge are for the cabin crowd and read well side by side in the family photo.

When to order

Each sweatshirt is printed after you order it, which takes 2–5 business days, then arrives in about 3–8 business days. Order by early December for Christmas; US shipping is free on orders over $45, so one sweatshirt and one tee ship free.

FAQ

Are these real knit Christmas sweaters?
No. Graphic Tees Co. men's Christmas sweaters are crewneck sweatshirts: 8 oz cotton-polyester fleece with a ribbed collar, cuffs and hem, printed with original holiday art. They are softer and easier to wash than a knit, and the Technically a Sweater design prints a fair-isle pattern for the ugly-sweater party.
What is a good funny Christmas sweater for a man?
Resting My Eyes and Bah Humbug are the two most giftable: one is for the dad who naps after dinner, the other for the polite grump. Both are family-clean crewneck sweatshirts from Graphic Tees Co. at $34.99, with Define Naughty and Light Show Manager as the other dry options.
What sizes do the men's Christmas sweatshirts come in?
The crewneck runs S–5XL in a classic, roomy fit that layers over a tee or a collared shirt. Each product page has a size chart with chest and length measurements; if he is between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit after washing.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by early December to be safe. Each Graphic Tees Co. sweatshirt is printed after you order it in 2–5 business days and then arrives in about 3–8 business days in the US; the delivery estimate shows at checkout, and shipping is free over $45.
What if the size is wrong?
Every sweatshirt is printed to order, so instead of a return you get one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery: we print the new size and you keep nothing to mail back. Misprints or damage are reprinted or refunded within 30 days.