How does the Some Assembly Regretted crewneck fit?

This crewneck from Graphic Tees Co. comes in sizes S through 3XL. It is a classic unisex cut, so order your usual size or go up one for a roomier fit. Compare the size chart with a crewneck sweatshirt you own, and remember the free size exchange within 30 days if it is off.

How warm is this crewneck?

It is a midweight 8 oz/yd² fleece crewneck with no hood and ribbed cuffs and waistband. The fabric is 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece, warm enough for a cool evening and comfortable indoors by the tree. Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order.

How do I wash this sweatshirt?

Turn it inside out and wash it in cold water with similar colors, then tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and never iron over the print. Cold washing keeps the red lettering and the scene looking sharp longer.

Will the Some Assembly Regretted crewneck arrive in time for Christmas?

Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order, and orders over $45 ship free. For a Christmas gift, order by about December 8 so it arrives with time to spare. If the size is a guess, the free size exchange within 30 days covers the recipient too.

What if the size is wrong?

Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery on this crewneck. We print the new size and you do not mail anything back. If a print arrives misprinted or damaged, we reprint it or refund it within 30 days of delivery.

How do I wash this sweatshirt?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Man in his early 40s with glasses and short black hair in a navy Some Assembly Regretted Christmas crewneck sweatshirt in a living room with a lit tree and a half-built kid's bike on the rug

Close-up of the Some Assembly Regretted design

Some Assembly Regretted Christmas crewneck sweatshirt, Sand, front view

Some Assembly Regretted Christmas crewneck sweatshirt, Navy, front view

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Men's Christmas Sweaters

Some Assembly Regretted Dad Christmas Sweatshirt

$34.99

If you have ever built a kid's bike on Christmas Eve, you already know how this one ends, and of all the Christmas gifts for dad, this sweatshirt says it for him: SOME ASSEMBLY REGRETTED.

Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)

Original art
Printed to order
Misprints replaced

The story+

If you have ever built a kid's bike on Christmas Eve, you already know how this one ends, and of all the Christmas gifts for dad, this sweatshirt says it for him: SOME ASSEMBLY REGRETTED.

A tired 1950s storybook dad in a cardigan sits cross-legged under the Christmas tree at 2 a.m., surrounded by a half-built bike, loose screws, a screwdriver and a giant unfolded instruction sheet, holding up one leftover part with a blank stare. SOME ASSEMBLY sits above the scene and REGRETTED below, in chunky red slab capitals. The palette is faded red, pine green and cream with soft black linework and a worn screen-print finish. It is a dry gift for a dad, grandpa or brother who builds the toys, and a good one for the family Christmas morning photo. Made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic fit crewneck sweatshirt
50% cotton, 50% polyester, pre-shrunk
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² fleece
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem
Sizes S–3XL
2 colors: Sand and Navy

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

How does the Some Assembly Regretted crewneck fit?: This crewneck from Graphic Tees Co. comes in sizes S through 3XL. It is a classic unisex cut, so order your usual size or go up one for a roomier fit. Compare the size chart with a crewneck sweatshirt you own, and remember the free size exchange within 30 days if it is off.
How warm is this crewneck?: It is a midweight 8 oz/yd² fleece crewneck with no hood and ribbed cuffs and waistband. The fabric is 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece, warm enough for a cool evening and comfortable indoors by the tree. Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order.
How do I wash this sweatshirt?: Turn it inside out and wash it in cold water with similar colors, then tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and never iron over the print. Cold washing keeps the red lettering and the scene looking sharp longer.
Will the Some Assembly Regretted crewneck arrive in time for Christmas?: Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order, and orders over $45 ship free. For a Christmas gift, order by about December 8 so it arrives with time to spare. If the size is a guess, the free size exchange within 30 days covers the recipient too.
What if the size is wrong?: Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery on this crewneck. We print the new size and you do not mail anything back. If a print arrives misprinted or damaged, we reprint it or refund it within 30 days of delivery.
How do I wash this sweatshirt?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.