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Pit Bull Hoodies

Pit bull hoodies for pittie parents who know the truth: the scary dog is a 72-pound lap dog who is afraid of the vacuum. Original designs on hoodies, crewnecks and tees.

The designs

"Professional Lap Dog (72 lbs)" is for every pittie who thinks they are small. "Velvet Hippo Social Club" uses the nickname every pit bull owner knows. "Scary Dog, Afraid of the Vacuum" is the reputation versus the reality.

For pittie parents

Made for owners, rescuers and fosters who are tired of the stereotype and want a laugh instead.

FAQ

What is a velvet hippo?
"Velvet hippo" is a loving nickname for pit bulls, from their short, soft coat and broad, hippo-like heads. Graphic Tees Co. turned it into the Velvet Hippo Social Club design.
What is a good gift for a pit bull owner?
A pit bull hoodie that pokes fun at the scary-dog myth, like "Professional Lap Dog," is an easy gift for any pittie parent. Hoodies start at $39.99, and one free size exchange within 30 days covers a size guess.
How long do pit bull hoodies take to arrive?
Every design is printed after you order it. Printing takes 2–5 business days, then your order ships. Orders of $45 or more ship free in the US, and delivery estimates are shown at checkout.