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Thanksgiving Shirts
Kids Table Alumni Cousin Crew Shirt
$24.99
The grown cousins who still get seated at the wobbly folding table every year, and who now wear it like an old alma mater. This cousin crew shirt is for the Thanksgiving dinner where nobody has moved up to the big table.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
Same designAlso as a crewneck sweatshirt →The story+
The grown cousins who still get seated at the wobbly folding table every year, and who now wear it like an old alma mater. This cousin crew shirt is for the Thanksgiving dinner where nobody has moved up to the big table.
The art is a 1960s collegiate print: KIDS TABLE ALUMNI arched in worn varsity capitals over a wobbly folding card table with a crayon cup, a dinner roll, a juice glass, a paper turkey drawing and two striped folding chairs, with COUSIN CREW underneath.
Order a set in adult unisex sizes for the family photo, the Friendsgiving or the cousins' end of the dinner. It also works as a cousins shirt for any holiday where you get seated together. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL
- Colors: White, Natural, Heather Dust, Athletic Heather, Tan
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What does the shirt say?
- KIDS TABLE ALUMNI arched over a folding table, with COUSIN CREW underneath.
- Is this a kids' shirt?
- No. It is adult unisex sizing, S through 4XL; the kids table is only the joke.
- Is there a sweatshirt with the same print?
- Yes. The Kids Table Alumni crewneck sweatshirt carries the same table and lettering.
- Why are there no dark colors?
- The dark linework would disappear on dark fabric, so we only offer light and mid colors where every line reads.
- How does it fit?
- It is a classic unisex cut in S through 4XL. Order your usual size for a regular fit or size up for a looser one.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.
