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Thanksgiving Sweatshirts
Kids Table Alumni Cousins Sweatshirt
$34.99
Grown cousins who still get seated at the wobbly folding table every year, and are proud of it. This cousins sweatshirt is for the Thanksgiving dinner where nobody has moved up to the big table.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
Same designAlso as a tee →The story+
Grown cousins who still get seated at the wobbly folding table every year, and are proud of it. This cousins sweatshirt is for the Thanksgiving dinner where nobody has moved up to the big table.
The same art as our Kids Table Alumni tee: KIDS TABLE ALUMNI arched in worn varsity capitals over a wobbly folding card table with a crayon cup, a dinner roll, a juice glass, a paper turkey drawing and two striped folding chairs, with COUSIN CREW underneath.
8 oz cotton-poly fleece in five light and mid colors, S through 3XL in adult unisex sizing, so the dark linework stays readable. Wear it to the family photo, the Friendsgiving or the cousins' end of the table. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt fit
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
- Ribbed crew neck, cuffs and waistband; no hood, no pockets
- Sizes S–3XL
- 5 colors: White, Sand, Ash, Sport Grey, Light Pink
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What does the sweatshirt say?
- KIDS TABLE ALUMNI arched over a folding table, with COUSIN CREW underneath.
- Is this a kids' sweatshirt?
- No. It is adult unisex sizing, S through 3XL; the kids table is only the joke.
- Is there a tee with the same print?
- Yes. The Kids Table Alumni tee carries the same table on a lightweight unisex tee.
- How does it fit?
- It is a classic unisex crewneck, so it runs roomy. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit or size down for a closer one.
- How do I wash this sweatshirt?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.















