Who is this shirt for?

Dads, teachers, kids' table veterans — anyone who likes a dry joke. It is a unisex cut in XS–4XL.

How big is the print?

It is a tall chest print, about 10 inches wide and 14 inches tall, with the lettering arched over the hat.

Is there a sweatshirt version?

Yes. The same Totally a Pilgrim art is printed on a crewneck sweatshirt.

How do I wash this graphic tee?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Pilgrim Shirt – Totally a Pilgrim Funny Turkey Tee

The story+

Nothing to see here. Just a pilgrim. A very tall, very feathered pilgrim who would rather not be asked about dinner plans. This pilgrim shirt is for anyone who has ever tried to blend in at the family table.

A vintage engraved turkey stands tall in a black pilgrim hat with a gold buckle and a starched white collar, glancing sideways, fall leaves at its feet, under TOTALLY A PILGRIM in thin faded capitals. No badge or frame — the turkey is the shape, and the inks crack and fade like an old almanac print.

A unisex cut in eight light colors, from White and Natural to Baby Blue and Heather Ice Blue. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Unisex classic fit, crew neck
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder taping
Sizes XS–4XL
8 light colors
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

Who is this shirt for?: Dads, teachers, kids' table veterans — anyone who likes a dry joke. It is a unisex cut in XS–4XL.
How big is the print?: It is a tall chest print, about 10 inches wide and 14 inches tall, with the lettering arched over the hat.
Is there a sweatshirt version?: Yes. The same Totally a Pilgrim art is printed on a crewneck sweatshirt.
How do I wash this graphic tee?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Totally a Pilgrim Pilgrim Shirt

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