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Graphic tee
Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug Dachshund Tee
$17.99
This dachshund mug is for the owner of a small dog with big feelings: a wide-eyed red-spotted wiener dog mid-bark, with SHORT LEGS, above and LONG OPINIONS below. It is an easy Christmas morning coffee gift, stocking stuffer or secret Santa pick for anyone whose dachshund has an opinion about dinner, the mailman and where you are allowed to sit.
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- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
This dachshund mug is for the owner of a small dog with big feelings: a wide-eyed red-spotted wiener dog mid-bark, with SHORT LEGS, above and LONG OPINIONS below. It is an easy Christmas morning coffee gift, stocking stuffer or secret Santa pick for anyone whose dachshund has an opinion about dinner, the mailman and where you are allowed to sit.
The print is a bold retro illustration in red, gold and cream: a long-bodied dachshund with spotted fur, floppy ears, big round eyes and an open mouth in full complaint. The words are set in heavy dark red slab capitals, big enough to read from across the kitchen table, and the whole design sits on bright white glossy ceramic, on both sides of the mug.
Dachshund people laugh because they live with it: a dog built close to the ground that never stops sharing its views. Pour in coffee, tea or cocoa and let the doxie do the talking. It makes a good gift for a mom, dad, grandparent or coworker who has a wiener dog photo on their desk and a squeaky toy in every room.
The mug matches our Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie, so the mug and the hoodie make a funny set for the same dachshund lover. Every mug is printed to order by Graphic Tees Co., so the design arrives crisp and ready to give.
Details & fit+
- White glossy ceramic mug, 11 oz
- Height 3.8 in (9.6 cm), diameter 3.2 in (8.2 cm)
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Design printed on both sides, so it faces out for right- and left-handed drinkers
- Blank product sourced from China
Each mug is printed to order, so the color on your screen may differ slightly from the glaze.
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the joke on the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug?
- A dachshund has short legs and very long opinions, and this one is barking all of them. The Short Legs, Long Opinions mug from Graphic Tees Co. shows a spotted wiener dog in mid-complaint, so any dachshund owner who has been lectured over dinner sees the joke with each sip of coffee.
- What is the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug made of and how big is it?
- The Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug from Graphic Tees Co. is a white glossy ceramic mug that holds 11 ounces, about a big cup of coffee or tea. It stands 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) tall and is 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) across, with a standard handle that fits a normal hand comfortably.
- Is the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug dishwasher and microwave safe?
- Yes. The Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug is dishwasher and microwave safe, so it goes from the cupboard to the microwave to the sink without fuss. The print is made to hold up to regular washing, but a gentle hand wash will keep the glossy design looking its best for as long as you own it.
- Is the design on both sides of the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug?
- Yes. Graphic Tees Co. prints the design on both sides of the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug, so the joke faces out whether you hold the handle in your right hand or your left. That also makes it easy to show off on a desk or a shelf, and nobody has to turn it to read it.
- Will the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug arrive in time for Christmas?
- Graphic Tees Co. makes each Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug to order, and orders over $45 ship free in the US. For Christmas, order by about December 8 so it arrives with time to spare. It matches the Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie, so you can give the two together as a set.
- What if the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug arrives damaged?
- Graphic Tees Co. sends a free replacement or a full refund if your Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Mug arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, as our exchange policy describes. Take a photo of the mug and the box and send it to us within 30 days of delivery, and we will make it right.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.