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Graphic tee
Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament Dachshund Tee
$14.99
This dachshund ornament is for the wiener dog owner whose long, short-legged dog has an opinion about everything. A red, spotted dachshund stands mid-bark with his chest puffed out, making his point to a squirrel somewhere off the page, under the words SHORT LEGS, LONG OPINIONS.
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- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
This dachshund ornament is for the wiener dog owner whose long, short-legged dog has an opinion about everything. A red, spotted dachshund stands mid-bark with his chest puffed out, making his point to a squirrel somewhere off the page, under the words SHORT LEGS, LONG OPINIONS. Hang it on the Christmas tree, tie it to a gift or tuck it into a stocking.
Every dachshund owner knows the speech: the bark at the mail carrier, the lecture at the vacuum cleaner, the complaint about dinner being late. The small legs only make the argument funnier. It is an easy gift for the friend whose dachshund is a member of the family.
The print is a bold vintage dachshund in red, mustard and cream on a warm cream disc, with SHORT LEGS, above the dog and LONG OPINIONS below in solid deep red capitals. It matches our Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie.
Details & fit+
- Glossy ceramic ornament, 100% ceramic, circle shape
- Diameter: 2.76 in (7 cm), thickness: 0.125 in (3 mm)
- Glossy finish with a white ceramic back
- Gold-colored string included, ready to hang on the tree
- Sublimation print
- Blank product sourced from China
Each ornament is made to order. Ceramic is fragile: hang it on a sturdy branch and wrap it for storage.
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the joke on the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament?
- Dachshunds have short legs and big opinions, and the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament shows one mid-bark making his point. Any dachshund owner who has been lectured by their dog will get it in three seconds. It makes a funny small gift for the person whose dog never stops talking.
- What is the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament made of and how big is it?
- The Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament from Graphic Tees Co. is a 100% ceramic circle with a glossy finish and a white back. It measures 2.76 inches (7 cm) across and 0.125 inches thick, so it sits easily on a tree branch or tied to a gift.
- How do I hang the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament?
- The Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament comes with a gold-colored string already attached, so you can loop it over a branch, a wreath, a gift ribbon or a hook. It is a small, light ornament, so any sturdy branch holds it. Hang it where it will not swing into harder decorations.
- How do I care for the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament?
- Wipe the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament clean with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth and do not scrub the print. It is ceramic, so it can chip if dropped or knocked against other ornaments. After the holidays, wrap it in tissue and store it in a padded box.
- Will the Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament arrive in time for Christmas?
- Graphic Tees Co. makes each Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Ornament to order, and orders over $45 ship free in the US. For Christmas, order by about December 8 so it arrives with time to spare. It also works as a stocking stuffer and matches the Unisex Dachshund – Short Legs, Long Opinions Hoodie.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.