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Graphic tee
Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament Pit Bull Tee
$14.99
This pitbull ornament is for the person whose 72-pound pit bull is sure it is a lap dog: a Christmas tree ornament that is also an easy stocking gift for any pittie owner.
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- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
This pitbull ornament is for the person whose 72-pound pit bull is sure it is a lap dog: a Christmas tree ornament that is also an easy stocking gift for any pittie owner.
The print is a grinning gray pit bull spread across a tiny flowered armchair, tongue out and paws on the arms, under PROFESSIONAL LAP DOG in heavy cream slab capitals, with the (72 LBS) punchline underneath on a deep navy disc. The art matches our Professional Lap Dog hoodie, so the ornament makes a set with the hoodie.
Every pit bull owner knows the evening: the dog climbs into a lap, then keeps climbing until there is no lap left, and nobody asks it to move. The ornament says it in two lines and a weight. Hang it on the tree where the dog will not reach it, tuck it into a stocking, or tie it to a gift for the friend who has a dog like this. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed to order.
Details & fit+
- Glossy ceramic ornament, circle shape
- 100% ceramic
- Diameter: 2.76 in (7 cm)
- Thickness: 0.125 in (3 mm)
- Print on the front, white backing
- Gold-colored string included
- Blank product sourced from China
Each ornament is printed to order, so the color on your screen may differ slightly from the glaze.
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the joke on the Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament?
- A pit bull that weighs 72 pounds and still climbs into your lap is the whole joke, and the (72 LBS) under the title lands it. The Professional Lap Dog ornament from Graphic Tees Co. prints the grinning dog in his tiny armchair, so any pit bull owner reads it at once on the tree.
- What is the Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament made of and how big is it?
- The Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament from Graphic Tees Co. is a glossy 100% ceramic disc that is 2.76 inches (7 cm) across and 0.125 inches (3 mm) thick. The design is printed on the front, the back is plain white, and the finish is smooth and shiny, so the colors look bright on the tree.
- How do I hang the Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament?
- The Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament comes with a gold-colored string already attached through the hole at the top. Loop it over a branch, a hook or a doorknob and it hangs straight. Keep it on a sturdy branch, away from the edge of the tree, because ceramic is heavier than plastic.
- How do I care for the Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament?
- Ceramic is breakable, so handle the Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament gently and do not drop it. To clean it, wipe the glossy front with a soft, damp cloth and dry it. Do not scrub it or put it in the dishwasher. Wrap it in tissue and store it in a small box between holidays.
- Will the Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament arrive in time for Christmas?
- Graphic Tees Co. makes each Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament to order, and orders over $45 ship free in the US. For Christmas, order by about December 8 so it arrives with time to spare. It matches the Professional Lap Dog hoodie if you want a set.
- What if the Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament arrives damaged?
- Graphic Tees Co. sends a free replacement or a full refund if your Pit Bull – Professional Lap Dog (72 LBS) Ornament arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, as our exchange policy describes. Take a photo of the ornament and the box and send it to us within 30 days of delivery, and we will make it right.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.