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Graphic tee
Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks Bookish Tee
$18.99
Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral: bookish socks for the reader who has already left instructions about the shelves, a stocking stuffer for the book club friend, the librarian or the sister whose to-be-read pile has its own bookcase, wrapped for Christmas.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral: bookish socks for the reader who has already left instructions about the shelves, a stocking stuffer for the book club friend, the librarian or the sister whose to-be-read pile has its own bookcase, wrapped for Christmas.
The print is an engraved stack of old books tied with a big ribbon bow, lilies and a sprig of rosemary resting on top and a lit candle burning beside it, with DO NOT SELL MY BOOKS above it and AT MY FUNERAL. below it in heavy burgundy letters, a second stack of books under the words, all on a cream ground. The art matches our Do Not Sell My Books crewneck and Do Not Sell My Books hoodie, so the socks make a set with either one.
Every serious reader has pictured the estate sale where a stranger gets the first editions for a dollar, and has made the last wish out loud: not the books. The line reads from across the room, on a couch with a paperback in your hands or propped on an ottoman at book club. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed to order, an easy gift for the person who already owns the tote bag, the bookmark and the reading light.
The print runs the full length of each sock, from the cuff down the leg to the foot, with the words and the book stacks on the leg and a smaller repeat of the art on the foot. The background is solid, so there is no blank band where the knit shows.
Details & fit+
- Sublimation crew socks with an all-over print
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex
- Soft ribbed leg, plush cushioned bottom, breathable stretchy materials
- Crew length
- Size S: US women's 6–8, US men's 5–6.5
- Size M: US women's 8.5–11, US men's 7–9.5
- Size L: US women's 11.5–13, US men's 10–13
- Blank product sourced from the US
Slight color variation may appear on the side seams.
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the joke on the Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks?
- The Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral socks play on a reader's last wish, said deadpan: whatever else happens, the books stay in the family. Graphic Tees Co. prints it on the leg as an engraved book stack with a candle and lilies, so the line reads from across a room.
- What are the Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks made of?
- The Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks from Graphic Tees Co. are 95% polyester and 5% spandex, with a soft ribbed leg, a plush cushioned bottom and a stretchy, breathable knit. The print is sublimated into the fabric, so it stays soft and does not crack or peel.
- What size should I order in the Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks?
- The Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks come in three sizes. Small fits US women's 6–8 and men's 5–6.5, medium fits women's 8.5–11 and men's 7–9.5, and large fits women's 11.5–13 and men's 10–13. Match your shoe size to the range and order that size.
- How do I wash the Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks?
- Turn the Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks inside out, wash them in cold water with similar colors and hang them to dry or tumble dry on low. Skip bleach and fabric softener. Cold washing keeps the burgundy print bright through a lot of wear.
- Will the Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks arrive in time for Christmas?
- Graphic Tees Co. makes each pair of Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks to order, and orders over $45 ship free in the US. For a Christmas stocking, order by about December 8 so the pair arrives with time to spare. Pair them with the Do Not Sell My Books crewneck for a full set.
- What if the size is wrong on the Do Not Sell My Books at My Funeral Socks?
- Graphic Tees Co. offers one free exchange in a new size within 30 days of delivery, as our exchange policy describes, and you do not mail the first pair back. If a pair arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, we send a free replacement or a full refund.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.