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Graphic tee
Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks Dachshund Tee
$18.99
Short legs, long opinions: dachshund socks for the wiener dog owner whose dog has a take on everything, a stocking stuffer for the person who talks about their dachshund more than their job, wrapped for Christmas or a birthday.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
Short legs, long opinions: dachshund socks for the wiener dog owner whose dog has a take on everything, a stocking stuffer for the person who talks about their dachshund more than their job, wrapped for Christmas or a birthday.
The print is a red dachshund mid-trot with its ears flying and its tongue out, under SHORT LEGS, LONG OPINIONS in bold red slab capitals, on cream. The art matches our Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie, so the socks make a set with the sweatshirt.
Anyone who lives with a dachshund knows the legs are short and the opinions are not: about dinner time, about the mailman, about whose spot on the couch it is. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed to order, an easy gift for the dachshund mom or dad who already owns a dog-shaped everything.
The print runs the full length of each sock, from the cuff down the leg to the foot, with the words and the main art on the leg and a smaller repeat of the art on the foot. The background is solid, so there is no blank band where the knit shows.
Details & fit+
- Sublimation crew socks with an all-over print
- 95% polyester, 5% spandex
- Soft ribbed leg, plush cushioned bottom, breathable stretchy materials
- Crew length
- Size S: US women's 6–8, US men's 5–6.5
- Size M: US women's 8.5–11, US men's 7–9.5
- Size L: US women's 11.5–13, US men's 10–13
- Blank product sourced from the US
Slight color variation may appear on the side seams.
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the joke on the Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks?
- Anyone who lives with a dachshund knows the legs are short and the opinions are not, about dinner, the mailman and whose spot on the couch it is. The Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks from Graphic Tees Co. put that dog on the leg with its ears flying, so the joke reads on a walk and on the couch.
- What are the Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks made of?
- The Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks from Graphic Tees Co. are 95% polyester and 5% spandex, with a soft ribbed leg, a plush cushioned bottom and a stretchy, breathable knit. The print is sublimated into the fabric, so it stays soft and does not crack or peel.
- What size should I order in the Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks?
- The Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks come in three sizes. Small fits US women's 6–8 and men's 5–6.5, medium fits women's 8.5–11 and men's 7–9.5, and large fits women's 11.5–13 and men's 10–13. Match your shoe size to the range and order that size.
- How do I wash the Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks?
- Turn the Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks inside out, wash them in cold water with similar colors and hang them to dry or tumble dry on low. Skip bleach and fabric softener. Cold washing keeps the red and cream print bright through a lot of wear.
- Will the Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks arrive in time for Christmas?
- Graphic Tees Co. makes each pair of Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks to order, and orders over $45 ship free in the US. For a Christmas stocking, order by about December 8 so the pair arrives with time to spare. Pair them with the Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie for a full set.
- What if the size is wrong on the Short Legs, Long Opinions Socks?
- Graphic Tees Co. offers one free exchange in a new size within 30 days of delivery, as our exchange policy describes, and you do not mail the first pair back. If a pair arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, we send a free replacement or a full refund.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.