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Christmas Shirts for Men
Technically a Sweater Ugly Christmas Shirt
$24.99
He was told it was an ugly sweater party. He brought a tee, a printed knit pattern and a straight face.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
He was told it was an ugly sweater party. He brought a tee, a printed knit pattern and a straight face. This ugly Christmas shirt is for the guy who follows the dress code on a technicality, and his coworkers will respect the lawyering.
The art is a cluster of hand-knit fair-isle snowflakes, a little reindeer and two pine trees in visible knit stitches, in faded red, cream, sage and soft black, with loose yarn ends trailing off the edges. TECHNICALLY A SWEATER is lettered underneath in uneven hand-drawn capitals. It prints as soft screen-print ink on a lightweight tee, with no bulk at all, and it makes a good funny Christmas shirt for the gift swap.
Wear it to the office party, the family dinner or the neighborhood cookie swap. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (the Athletic Heather and Heather Dust colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL (Sage S–2XL)
- Colors: White, Natural, Ash, Athletic Heather, Heather Dust, Tan, Sage
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What does the shirt say?
- TECHNICALLY A SWEATER, in hand-drawn capitals under a cluster of knit snowflakes, a reindeer and pine trees.
- Is it knitted?
- No. The knit pattern is printed on a lightweight cotton tee, so you get the look without the heat of a real sweater.
- Why are there no dark colors?
- The lettering and outlines are soft black, which would disappear on dark fabric, so we only offer light and mid colors where every line reads.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

















