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Christmas Shirts for Men
Some Assembly Regretted Graphic Funny Dad Shirt
$24.99
If you have ever built a kid's bike at 2 a.m. on Christmas Eve, this funny dad shirt tells the whole Christmas story in three words: SOME ASSEMBLY REGRETTED.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
If you have ever built a kid's bike at 2 a.m. on Christmas Eve, this funny dad shirt tells the whole Christmas story in three words: SOME ASSEMBLY REGRETTED.
A tired 1950s storybook dad in a cardigan sits cross-legged under the Christmas tree, surrounded by a half-built bike, loose screws, a screwdriver and a giant unfolded instruction sheet, holding up one leftover part with a blank stare. SOME ASSEMBLY runs across the top and REGRETTED across the bottom in chunky red slab capitals. The palette is faded red, pine green and cream with soft black linework and a worn screen-print finish.
It is a dry gift for a dad, grandpa or brother who builds the toys, and a good one for the family Christmas morning photo. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL
- Colors: Natural, Soft Cream, Ash, Navy, Black, Dark Grey Heather
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- How does the Some Assembly Regretted tee fit?
- This tee from Graphic Tees Co. is a classic unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 cut in sizes S through 4XL. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or go up one for a looser, roomier shirt. If the size is off, we cover one free size exchange within 30 days.
- How heavy is this Christmas tee?
- The Some Assembly Regretted tee is a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² shirt made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, with heather colors blending in some polyester. It is soft and breathable, easy to wear under a flannel or a cardigan, and Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order.
- How do I wash this shirt?
- Turn it inside out and wash it in cold water with similar colors, then tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and never iron over the print. Cold washing keeps the red lettering and the scene looking sharp through every holiday season.
- Will the Some Assembly Regretted tee arrive before Christmas?
- Graphic Tees Co. prints each tee to order, and orders over $45 ship free in the US. For a Christmas gift, order by about December 8 so it arrives with time to spare. If the size is a guess, the free size exchange within 30 days covers the recipient too.
- What if the size is wrong?
- Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery on this tee. We print the new size and you do not mail anything back. If a print arrives misprinted or damaged, we reprint it or refund it within 30 days of delivery.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.
