What does the shirt say?

DEFINE NAUGHTY, in hand-lettered capitals under a Santa checking his list. That is the whole joke, and it reads from across the room.

Why isn't it offered in black?

Santa's dark linework would disappear into black fabric. We only offer colors where the whole drawing reads, from Navy to Asphalt.

Is this a licensed Santa character?

No. This Santa was drawn for Graphic Tees Co. and is not based on any film, show or brand.

It is a classic unisex cut in S through 4XL in all eight colors. Order your usual size, or go up one for a looser fit over a thermal.

How do I wash this graphic tee?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Naughty Christmas Shirt – Define Naughty Santa Tee

Santa has a list, a quill and one eyebrow raised, and he is in no hurry to put your name on the nice side. This naughty Christmas shirt is for the guy who gets coal every year and has an argument ready.

The story+

The art is a storybook Santa in a 1950s picture-book style: red coat, cream fur, small round spectacles and a long scroll of names, with DEFINE NAUGHTY lettered underneath in uneven hand-drawn capitals, and the edges break up into worn screen-print texture. It is a dry, sarcastic Christmas shirt and a Santa tshirt your mom will laugh at too.

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner or Christmas morning with a mug in hand. If the gift swap needs a funny Christmas tshirt, this one lands the joke without a single bad word. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic unisex fit, crew neck
100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Dark Grey Heather, Heather Forest, Heather Navy and Asphalt are cotton-poly blends)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Sizes S–4XL in every color
Colors: Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Forest, Military Green, Maroon, Brown, Heather Navy, Asphalt
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

What does the shirt say?: DEFINE NAUGHTY, in hand-lettered capitals under a Santa checking his list. That is the whole joke, and it reads from across the room.
Why isn't it offered in black?: Santa's dark linework would disappear into black fabric. We only offer colors where the whole drawing reads, from Navy to Asphalt.
Is this a licensed Santa character?: No. This Santa was drawn for Graphic Tees Co. and is not based on any film, show or brand.
How does it fit?: It is a classic unisex cut in S through 4XL in all eight colors. Order your usual size, or go up one for a looser fit over a thermal.
How do I wash this graphic tee?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

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