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Retro Graphic Tees
Resolutions: None, Still Handsome New Years Shirt
$24.99
Resolutions: none, still handsome. This new years shirt is for the guy who hears new year, new me every January and politely declines.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
Resolutions: none, still handsome. This new years shirt is for the guy who hears new year, new me every January and politely declines.
A calm, square-jawed 1950s ad-man in a red and navy patterned cardigan and a striped paper party hat holds a blank spiral notepad with a satisfied smirk, a few bits of confetti around him. RESOLUTIONS: NONE. runs above him in heavy red slab capitals and STILL HANDSOME. below in navy, with a worn screen-print finish on the illustration.
Wear it to the New Year's Eve party, the January 1 football marathon or any day you are skipping resolutions. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL
- Colors: White, Natural, Ash, Athletic Heather, Heather Dust, Tan
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- Is this a good New Year's gift for a guy?
- Yes. It is an easy, funny gift for the dad, brother or friend who skips resolutions, and it comes in unisex sizes S through 4XL from Graphic Tees Co. The vintage ad-man with a blank notepad gets a laugh at the party and again at the January 1 football marathon.
- Which color should I pick?
- White, Natural and Heather Dust show the red cardigan, striped shirt and slab capitals most like a vintage ad. Ash, Athletic Heather and Tan are softer, more casual picks, and the red and navy lettering is dark enough to keep RESOLUTIONS: NONE. STILL HANDSOME. easy to read on all six colors.
- How does the New Year, Same Guy tee fit?
- This is a classic unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 cut from Graphic Tees Co. in sizes S through 4XL. Order your usual size for a regular fit or size up for a looser, roomier shirt. The tee is lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² cotton, and we cover one free size exchange within 30 days.
- Will it arrive before New Year's Eve?
- Graphic Tees Co. prints each tee to order, and US orders over $45 ship free. For the New Year's Eve party, order by about December 20 so it arrives with time to spare. If the size is a guess, the free size exchange within 30 days has you covered.
- How do I wash this tee?
- Turn it inside out, wash it cold with similar colors and tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and never iron over the print. Cold washing keeps the red lettering and the vintage ad-man looking sharp well past January 1, tee after tee.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.















