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Retro Graphic Tees
I Play Army Golf Retro Golf Shirt
$24.99
A retro golf shirt for the weekend golfer who knows his drive goes left, right, left: I play army golf. It is the marching-cadence slang every golf dad and grandpa has muttered about his own round, so it makes a funny birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift from his golf buddies.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
A retro golf shirt for the weekend golfer who knows his drive goes left, right, left: I play army golf. It is the marching-cadence slang every golf dad and grandpa has muttered about his own round, so it makes a funny birthday, Father's Day or Christmas gift from his golf buddies.
A cheerful mustached 1970s golfer in plaid flared trousers, a polo and a visor holds a proud high follow-through while the dotted flight path of his ball zigzags from the pines on the left to the pines on the right and back again, the flag on the distant green still untouched. Burnt orange, mustard, avocado green, cream and dark brown inks give it a worn vintage screen-print look, with LEFT. RIGHT. LEFT. above in heavy burnt-orange capitals and I PLAY ARMY GOLF. below in heavy dark-green capitals.
Wear it to the first tee, the clubhouse and the 19th-hole patio; it is a vintage-style golf tee that also works as an everyday graphic tee. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL
- Colors: Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Dust, Vintage White, Ash, Athletic Heather
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- Does this retro golf shirt run true to size?
- The I Play Army Golf tee from Graphic Tees Co. is a classic unisex cut in sizes S through 4XL. Order your usual size for a regular fit on the course, or size up for a looser feel. Your first size exchange is free within 30 days of delivery.
- Is the fabric light enough to wear on the course?
- Yes. It is a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² tee made from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, with a little polyester in the heather colors, so it stays airy on a warm fairway. Graphic Tees Co. prints the golfer and lettering softly on the front, and it layers under a quarter-zip.
- How should I wash it so the print lasts?
- Turn the tee inside out, wash it cold with similar colors and tumble dry low or hang it up. Skip bleach and keep the iron off the print. Cared for this way, the Left. Right. Left. artwork from Graphic Tees Co. stays crisp round after round and wash after wash.
- Is it a good gift for a golf dad or grandpa?
- It is a natural for the weekend golfer who has said it about his own round, from kids or his golf buddies, for Father's Day, a birthday or Christmas. The joke is army golf slang: shots that go left, right, left. Graphic Tees Co. offers it in sizes S to 4XL.
- When should I order it to get it by Christmas?
- Order by about December 8 to have your I Play Army Golf tee before Christmas. Each shirt is printed the day you order it and ships free in the US on orders of $45 or more, with tees under that at a flat $4.95. Graphic Tees Co. also swaps the size once, free.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.
