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Retro Graphic Tees
It's Not Me, It's the Drums Funny Drummer Shirt
$24.99
It's not me, it's the drums: a drummer shirt for the drummer in your band, your house or your Christmas morning, calm as a man in a narrow tie, loud as a full kit.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
It's not me, it's the drums: a drummer shirt for the drummer in your band, your house or your Christmas morning, calm as a man in a narrow tie, loud as a full kit.
The 1950s jazz-club style art shows a drummer in a white shirt and narrow black tie behind a four-piece kit with red drums and mustard cymbals, eyes closed and serene mid-fill, sticks blurred with motion lines, and a few tiny sweat drops flying. IT'S NOT ME. runs across the top and IT'S THE DRUMS. across the bottom in heavy slab capitals: near-black and faded red on the light shirts, cream and mustard on the dark ones.
It works for band practice, the gig, the garage session, or as one of the gifts for drummers a parent, partner or bandmate wraps for a birthday or Christmas. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL
- Colors: White, Natural, Ash, Athletic Heather, Dark Grey Heather, Navy, Black, Heather Forest
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- How does the Professionally Loud drummer tee fit?
- The Professionally Loud tee from Graphic Tees Co. is a classic unisex cut in sizes S through 4XL. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or size up one for a looser, roomier feel. If the fit is off, we offer one free size exchange.
- What is the tee made of and how do I wash it?
- This Graphic Tees Co. tee is 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (the heather colors contain polyester) at a lightweight 4.2 oz per square yard, so it stays soft and breathable through a long practice. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and skip the bleach.
- Will it arrive before Christmas?
- Each Graphic Tees Co. shirt is printed to order, so we recommend ordering by about December 8 to have your Professionally Loud tee in time for Christmas. Orders placed later may still make it, but carriers get busy in December, so earlier is safer for a gift.
- Who is this tee a good gift for?
- It suits any drummer who is proud of being the loudest one in the room: a bandmate, a dad, a partner or a teenager with a practice pad. The Professionally Loud tee from Graphic Tees Co. is easy to wrap, runs in sizes S to 4XL, and comes with our free size exchange.
- How long will the print last?
- The design is printed directly onto the fabric, so the Professionally Loud tee from Graphic Tees Co. will not crack or peel like an iron-on transfer. Wash it inside out in cold water and tumble dry low, and the colors stay bright through plenty of gigs, practices and wash days.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.
