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Retro Graphic Tees
Retired From Abs Dad Bod Shirt
$24.99
Retired from abs: a dad bod shirt for the guy who hung up the six-pack years ago and has the hot dog to prove it, made for the pool, the cookout and the Father's Day card his kids picked out.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
Retired from abs: a dad bod shirt for the guy who hung up the six-pack years ago and has the hot dog to prove it, made for the pool, the cookout and the Father's Day card his kids picked out.
The print is a 1950s circus-poster illustration of a grinning man with a handlebar mustache in a striped red, navy and mustard strongman one-piece, flexing one arm with his soft belly out and a hot dog in the other hand, standing beside a low crate in a pair of high-top sneakers. RETIRED runs across the top in heavy slab capitals and FROM ABS. closes the line along the bottom.
Wear it to the pool, the grill or the backyard ball game, or give it to the dad who used to play and now mostly coaches from a lawn chair. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL
- Colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Forest, Maroon, Natural, Ash, Athletic Heather
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the Retired From Abs tee?
- It is a men's graphic tee from Graphic Tees Co. showing a proud 1950s circus strongman with a handlebar mustache, a soft belly and a hot dog, lettered RETIRED FROM ABS. It is printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 in lightweight 4.2 oz cotton, so it stays easy to wear at a summer cookout.
- How do I wash it so the print lasts?
- Wash your Retired From Abs tee inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. It is 100% combed ring-spun cotton at 4.2 oz, with some polyester in the heather colors, and the cream, mustard, navy and red inks stay crisp through every pool day, grill night and wash.
- Is it a good gift for dad?
- Yes. At $24.99 from Graphic Tees Co. it suits Father's Day, birthdays and Christmas for the dad who jokes about his own belly, and kids and wives are the usual buyers. The free size exchange within 30 days covers a wrong guess on size.
- Can I get it by Christmas?
- Order by about December 8 and your Graphic Tees Co. Retired From Abs tee should arrive before Christmas. Each shirt is printed the day you order it, so ship times vary a little by location. Orders over $45 ship free, and your first size exchange is free.
- What colors does it come in?
- Graphic Tees Co. offers it in Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Forest and Maroon with cream and mustard ink, and in Natural, Ash and Athletic Heather with navy and red ink so every word stays easy to read. Sizes run S through 4XL, 56 options in all.
- How does it fit?
- This Graphic Tees Co. tee is a classic unisex cut in sizes S through 4XL with a crew neck and side-seamed body. Order your usual size for a regular fit or size up one for a looser look. If the size is off, your first exchange is free.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.
