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Retro Graphic Tees
Low and Slow, Like My Texts Smoker Shirt
$24.99
Low and slow, like my texts: a smoker shirt for the pitmaster who tends the BBQ smoker all afternoon and lets the phone ring, worn to the cookout, the tailgate and every Father's Day brisket.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
The story+
Low and slow, like my texts: a smoker shirt for the pitmaster who tends the BBQ smoker all afternoon and lets the phone ring, worn to the cookout, the tailgate and every Father's Day brisket.
The print is a 1950s backyard-cookbook illustration of a relaxed pitmaster in a cap and canvas apron, eyes half closed, leaning on an offset barrel BBQ smoker with a pair of tongs in his hand and smoke curling from the chimney, a rotary telephone ringing unanswered on a red cooler beside him. LOW AND SLOW. runs across the top in heavy slab capitals and like my texts closes the line along the bottom in bold script.
Wear it to the patio, the lake house or any lot where the smoker comes out, or give it to the dad whose brisket is ready when it is ready and whose replies are on the same schedule. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, crew neck
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Sizes S–4XL
- Colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Forest, Maroon, Natural, Ash, Athletic Heather
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- What is the Low and Slow, Like My Texts tee?
- It is a men's BBQ graphic tee from Graphic Tees Co. showing a relaxed 1950s pitmaster at an offset smoker with a ringing phone he is ignoring, lettered LOW AND SLOW. like my texts. It is printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 in lightweight 4.2 oz cotton, so it stays comfortable near a hot smoker.
- How do I wash it so the print lasts?
- Wash your Low and Slow, Like My Texts tee inside out in cold water and tumble dry low. It is 100% combed ring-spun cotton at 4.2 oz, with some polyester in the heather colors, and the cream, navy and red inks stay crisp through every cook and every wash.
- Is it a good gift for a pitmaster?
- Yes. At $24.99 from Graphic Tees Co. it suits the backyard pitmaster, the tailgate cook or the dad who will not answer until the brisket is done, and it works for Father's Day, birthdays and Christmas. Your first size exchange within 30 days is free.
- Can I get it by Christmas?
- Order by about December 8 and your Graphic Tees Co. Low and Slow, Like My Texts tee should arrive before Christmas. Each shirt is printed the day you order it, so ship times vary a little by location. Orders over $45 ship free, and your first size exchange is free.
- What colors does it come in?
- Graphic Tees Co. offers it in Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Forest and Maroon with cream and red ink, and in Natural, Ash and Athletic Heather with navy and red ink so every word stays easy to read. Sizes run S through 4XL, 56 options in all.
- How does it fit?
- This Graphic Tees Co. tee is a classic unisex cut in sizes S through 4XL with a crew neck and side-seamed body. Order your usual size for a regular fit or size up one for a looser look. If the size is off, your first exchange is free.
- How do I wash this graphic tee?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.
