What does the sweatshirt say?

This sweatshirt from Graphic Tees Co. says IT'S NOT BURNT. in brick-red capitals and IT'S CARAMELIZED. in dark brown under a calm 1950s hostess holding a platter with a very obviously burnt bird. The joke is the deadpan: she is smiling, the roast is black, and everything is, apparently, fine.

Is there a tee with the same print?

Yes. The Turkey Is Fine tee carries the same hostess and burnt platter on a relaxed women's tee in lightweight cotton. Wear the tee for a hot kitchen on Thanksgiving morning and this sweatshirt for the cool drive to Friendsgiving, so the hosts in the family can match without dressing alike.

How does the crewneck fit?

It is a classic unisex crewneck in sizes S through 3XL, so it runs a little roomy on women. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer one. If the size is not right, we do one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.

What is it made of and how warm is it?

The Gildan crewneck is 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, soft and mid-weight with ribbed cuffs and waistband. It is warm enough for a cool kitchen at dawn and comfortable by the oven. Wash it inside out in cold water to keep the lettering crisp.

When do I need to order for Thanksgiving?

Order by about November 12 so it arrives before Thanksgiving. Graphic Tees Co. prints each sweatshirt to order, which takes a few business days, then ships within the US. Orders of $45 or more ship free, and a misprint or damaged item is reprinted or refunded within 30 days.

How do I wash this sweatshirt?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Turkey Sweater – Not Burnt, Caramelized Crewneck

The story+

"It's not burnt, it's caramelized" is what every Thanksgiving host says with a smile while the smoke alarm chirps. This turkey sweater is for her, and it is warm enough for the kitchen at six in the morning.

The art is a smiling 1950s hostess in a polka-dot apron and spotted oven mitts presenting a platter with a roast turkey that is clearly burnt, blackened on top with scorched drumsticks and thin curls of smoke, with IT'S NOT BURNT. underneath in heavy brick-red capitals and IT'S CARAMELIZED. in dark brown below.

8 oz cotton-poly fleece in five light and mid colors, S through 3XL, so the linework stays readable. Wear it for the cooking, the carving and the long nap after, or give it as a chef sweatshirt to the friend who always volunteers to cook the bird. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt fit
50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
Ribbed crew neck, cuffs and waistband; no hood, no pockets
Sizes S–3XL
5 colors: White, Sand, Light Pink, Ash, Sport Grey

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

What does the sweatshirt say?: This sweatshirt from Graphic Tees Co. says IT'S NOT BURNT. in brick-red capitals and IT'S CARAMELIZED. in dark brown under a calm 1950s hostess holding a platter with a very obviously burnt bird. The joke is the deadpan: she is smiling, the roast is black, and everything is, apparently, fine.
Is there a tee with the same print?: Yes. The Turkey Is Fine tee carries the same hostess and burnt platter on a relaxed women's tee in lightweight cotton. Wear the tee for a hot kitchen on Thanksgiving morning and this sweatshirt for the cool drive to Friendsgiving, so the hosts in the family can match without dressing alike.
How does the crewneck fit?: It is a classic unisex crewneck in sizes S through 3XL, so it runs a little roomy on women. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer one. If the size is not right, we do one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.
What is it made of and how warm is it?: The Gildan crewneck is 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, soft and mid-weight with ribbed cuffs and waistband. It is warm enough for a cool kitchen at dawn and comfortable by the oven. Wash it inside out in cold water to keep the lettering crisp.
When do I need to order for Thanksgiving?: Order by about November 12 so it arrives before Thanksgiving. Graphic Tees Co. prints each sweatshirt to order, which takes a few business days, then ships within the US. Orders of $45 or more ship free, and a misprint or damaged item is reprinted or refunded within 30 days.
How do I wash this sweatshirt?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

It's Not Burnt, It's Caramelized Turkey Sweater

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