Does the Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie work for men and women?

Yes. The Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a classic unisex pullover in sizes S through 3XL, so most people keep their usual size. Go up one for a roomier fit over a sweater. We offer one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.

Why are the colors Sand and Navy?

The chestnut-red dachshund and the cream lettering read on both colors: the dark red outline keeps the words crisp on Sand, and the cream letters pop on Navy. Both colors come in sizes S through 3XL, and each has its own photo on this page.

How warm is the hoodie and how do I wash it?

The Gildan pullover blank is 50% cotton and 50% polyester at 8 oz per square yard, a soft mid-weight fleece with a double-lined hood. It is warm enough for a fall dog walk. Wash it inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low to keep the print sharp.

Is this a good gift for a dachshund owner?

Yes. It suits the dachshund owner in the family, the dog-park regular or anyone who has heard their wiener dog make a speech. Graphic Tees Co. prints each hoodie to order, which takes a few business days, and orders of $45 or more ship free within the US.

When do I need to order for Christmas?

Order by about December 8 so it arrives before Christmas. Graphic Tees Co. prints every hoodie to order, then ships it within the US. If a print arrives misprinted or damaged, we reprint it or refund it within 30 days of delivery, so a gift order carries no risk for the giver.

How do I wash this hoodie?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

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Short Legs, Long Opinions dachshund hoodie, Sand, front view

Short Legs, Long Opinions dachshund hoodie, Navy, front view

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Dachshund Hoodies

Short Legs, Long Opinions Dachshund Dog Hoodie

$39.99

Every wiener dog owner knows the speech: this dachshund dog hoodie is for the dog walk, the dog park and the vet waiting room, worn by anyone with short legs and long opinions at home.

Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)

Original art
Printed to order
Misprints replaced

The story+

Every wiener dog owner knows the speech: this dachshund dog hoodie is for the dog walk, the dog park and the vet waiting room, worn by anyone with short legs and long opinions at home.

A long, low chestnut-red dachshund on stubby legs is caught mid-bark, his ears flopping and his tail up, with SHORT LEGS above and LONG OPINIONS below in bold cream capitals outlined in dark red. The dog is drawn in worn vintage cartoon inks of red, cream, mustard and soft black linework. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic fit pullover hoodie with a front pouch pocket
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid a crease down the middle
Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Sizes S–3XL
2 colors: Sand and Navy
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

Does the Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie work for men and women?: Yes. The Short Legs, Long Opinions hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a classic unisex pullover in sizes S through 3XL, so most people keep their usual size. Go up one for a roomier fit over a sweater. We offer one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.
Why are the colors Sand and Navy?: The chestnut-red dachshund and the cream lettering read on both colors: the dark red outline keeps the words crisp on Sand, and the cream letters pop on Navy. Both colors come in sizes S through 3XL, and each has its own photo on this page.
How warm is the hoodie and how do I wash it?: The Gildan pullover blank is 50% cotton and 50% polyester at 8 oz per square yard, a soft mid-weight fleece with a double-lined hood. It is warm enough for a fall dog walk. Wash it inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low to keep the print sharp.
Is this a good gift for a dachshund owner?: Yes. It suits the dachshund owner in the family, the dog-park regular or anyone who has heard their wiener dog make a speech. Graphic Tees Co. prints each hoodie to order, which takes a few business days, and orders of $45 or more ship free within the US.
When do I need to order for Christmas?: Order by about December 8 so it arrives before Christmas. Graphic Tees Co. prints every hoodie to order, then ships it within the US. If a print arrives misprinted or damaged, we reprint it or refund it within 30 days of delivery, so a gift order carries no risk for the giver.
How do I wash this hoodie?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.