Where are the print and the embroidery on this dachshund zip hoodie?

The full barking dachshund and SHORT LEGS, LONG OPINIONS lettering are printed across the back of this Graphic Tees Co. hoodie, so the zipper never splits the art. On the front, a small embroidered dachshund sits on the left chest and LONG is stitched on the left cuff.

Is it a good gift for a dachshund owner?

Yes. It suits the owner whose dachshund has opinions about the mail carrier, the vacuum and dinner time. Graphic Tees Co. makes the zip hoodie to order in Black, Navy or Ash, includes one free size exchange within 30 days, and for Christmas you should order by about December 8.

Does it fit men and women?

Yes. It is a regular unisex fit in sizes S through 3XL, so most people order their usual size and go up one to layer it over a sweater. The dachshund joke works for every owner who has lost an argument to a very short dog.

How do I care for the embroidery on this hoodie?

Zip the Graphic Tees Co. hoodie, turn it inside out and wash cold with similar colors, then tumble dry on low or hang dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and do not iron over the stitching. The dachshund on the chest and the LONG cuff are stitched thread, which keeps its shape wash after wash.

How warm is it for dog walks?

It is a midweight fleece zip-up in 50% cotton and 50% polyester at 8 oz per square yard, with a metal zipper, front pouch pockets and an unlined hood. It suits cool morning walks, and you can unzip it once the dog has finished sniffing every post.

How do I wash this hoodie?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Close-up of the Short Legs, Long Opinions Embroidered Zip design

Short Legs Long Opinions dachshund embroidered zip hoodie, Black, back view with the barking dachshund print

Short Legs Long Opinions dachshund embroidered zip hoodie, Navy, back view with the barking dachshund print

Short Legs Long Opinions dachshund embroidered zip hoodie, Ash, back view with the barking dachshund print

Short Legs Long Opinions dachshund embroidered zip hoodie, Black, front view with the embroidered dachshund on the left chest

Short Legs Long Opinions dachshund embroidered zip hoodie, Navy, front view with the embroidered dachshund on the left chest

Short Legs Long Opinions dachshund embroidered zip hoodie, Ash, front view with the embroidered dachshund on the left chest

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Dachshund Hoodies

Short Legs, Long Opinions Embroidered Zip Dachshund Zip Up Hoodie

$57.99

SHORT LEGS, LONG OPINIONS. This dachshund zip up hoodie is for the doxie owner whose sausage dog has a bark for everything, worn on the walk, at the park and on the couch afterward.

Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)

Original art
Printed to order
Misprints replaced

The story+

SHORT LEGS, LONG OPINIONS. This dachshund zip up hoodie is for the doxie owner whose sausage dog has a bark for everything, worn on the walk, at the park and on the couch afterward.

On the back, a chestnut-red dachshund with cream and gold spots stands on stubby legs with its mouth wide open mid-bark, long ears flapping, under SHORT LEGS, in heavy capitals above and LONG OPINIONS below. The lettering is cream with a dark-red outline on Black and Navy and navy with a cream outline on Ash. On the front, a side-view dachshund with one raised eyebrow is embroidered on the left chest and the word LONG is stitched on the left cuff, in white thread on Black and Navy and navy thread on Ash. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed and stitched the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Regular fit zip-up hoodie with a metal zipper
50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece, soft inside and outside
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
Embroidered left-chest dachshund and left-cuff LONG, printed back
Front pouch pockets and an unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
Sizes S–3XL
Colors: Black, Navy, Ash
Blank product sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

Where are the print and the embroidery on this dachshund zip hoodie?: The full barking dachshund and SHORT LEGS, LONG OPINIONS lettering are printed across the back of this Graphic Tees Co. hoodie, so the zipper never splits the art. On the front, a small embroidered dachshund sits on the left chest and LONG is stitched on the left cuff.
Is it a good gift for a dachshund owner?: Yes. It suits the owner whose dachshund has opinions about the mail carrier, the vacuum and dinner time. Graphic Tees Co. makes the zip hoodie to order in Black, Navy or Ash, includes one free size exchange within 30 days, and for Christmas you should order by about December 8.
Does it fit men and women?: Yes. It is a regular unisex fit in sizes S through 3XL, so most people order their usual size and go up one to layer it over a sweater. The dachshund joke works for every owner who has lost an argument to a very short dog.
How do I care for the embroidery on this hoodie?: Zip the Graphic Tees Co. hoodie, turn it inside out and wash cold with similar colors, then tumble dry on low or hang dry. Skip bleach and fabric softener, and do not iron over the stitching. The dachshund on the chest and the LONG cuff are stitched thread, which keeps its shape wash after wash.
How warm is it for dog walks?: It is a midweight fleece zip-up in 50% cotton and 50% polyester at 8 oz per square yard, with a metal zipper, front pouch pockets and an unlined hood. It suits cool morning walks, and you can unzip it once the dog has finished sniffing every post.
How do I wash this hoodie?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.