How does the I Don't Do Stairs hoodie fit?

It is a classic unisex cut in sizes S through 3XL, so it fits him and her. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or go up one size for a roomier layer over a long-sleeve. Graphic Tees Co. offers a free size exchange if the first pick is off.

How heavy is this dachshund hoodie?

It is a cozy mid-weight layer. The Graphic Tees Co. hoodie is a Gildan 18500 pullover in 8 oz fleece, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket. It suits the couch, the porch steps and walks with the dog on cool days.

Is this a good gift for a dachshund owner?

Yes. It suits anyone with a sausage dog who rules the house, and the stairs joke lands with every owner. The Graphic Tees Co. hoodie prints to order in Sand or Navy, includes a free size exchange, and for Christmas you should order by about December 8.

What colors does the hoodie come in?

The I Don't Do Stairs hoodie comes in Sand and Navy. Sand gets its own version of the print with dark brown and rust lettering so it reads on the light fabric, and Navy keeps the cream and mustard lettering. Each color has its own photo on the product page.

How do I wash it so the print lasts?

Turn the Graphic Tees Co. hoodie inside out, wash cold with similar colors and tumble dry on low. Skip bleach and do not iron over the print. The design is printed directly on the fabric, so gentle care keeps the lettering and the dachshund sharp, even with dog hair around.

How do I wash this hoodie?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Close-up of the I Don't Do Stairs, I Have People design

Unisex Dachshund Banned From Stairs hoodie, Navy, front view

Unisex Dachshund Banned From Stairs hoodie, Sand, front view

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Dachshund Hoodies

I Don't Do Stairs, I Have People Sausage Dog Hoodie

$39.99

I DON'T DO STAIRS. I HAVE PEOPLE.

Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)

Original art
Printed to order
Misprints replaced

The story+

I DON'T DO STAIRS. I HAVE PEOPLE. A sausage dog hoodie for the couple whose dachshund is banned from the stairs and has the best seat in the house anyway.

I DON'T DO STAIRS. sits across the top in heavy serif capitals and I HAVE PEOPLE. closes the print in bold capitals. Between them, a long red dachshund lounges smugly on a stack of three patterned throw pillows at the foot of the stairs, a wooden baby gate shut behind it and a chewed slipper on the floor.

It is the cozy layer for evenings on the couch, porch steps in late fall and every dog owner who has stopped arguing about the rules. The dog won, and the pillows prove it. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic unisex fit, pullover with a double-lined hood and matching drawcord
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
Sizes S–3XL
Colors: Sand, Navy
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

How does the I Don't Do Stairs hoodie fit?: It is a classic unisex cut in sizes S through 3XL, so it fits him and her. Order your usual size for a regular fit, or go up one size for a roomier layer over a long-sleeve. Graphic Tees Co. offers a free size exchange if the first pick is off.
How heavy is this dachshund hoodie?: It is a cozy mid-weight layer. The Graphic Tees Co. hoodie is a Gildan 18500 pullover in 8 oz fleece, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket. It suits the couch, the porch steps and walks with the dog on cool days.
Is this a good gift for a dachshund owner?: Yes. It suits anyone with a sausage dog who rules the house, and the stairs joke lands with every owner. The Graphic Tees Co. hoodie prints to order in Sand or Navy, includes a free size exchange, and for Christmas you should order by about December 8.
What colors does the hoodie come in?: The I Don't Do Stairs hoodie comes in Sand and Navy. Sand gets its own version of the print with dark brown and rust lettering so it reads on the light fabric, and Navy keeps the cream and mustard lettering. Each color has its own photo on the product page.
How do I wash it so the print lasts?: Turn the Graphic Tees Co. hoodie inside out, wash cold with similar colors and tumble dry on low. Skip bleach and do not iron over the print. The design is printed directly on the fabric, so gentle care keeps the lettering and the dachshund sharp, even with dog hair around.
How do I wash this hoodie?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.