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Christmas Hoodies
Technically a Sweater Ugly Christmas Sweater Hoodie
$39.99
This ugly Christmas sweater hoodie is the loophole for the office party: a patchwork of knitted snowflakes, pine trees and a reindeer face printed flat, with TECHNICALLY A SWEATER lettered underneath.
Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)
- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
Same designAlso as a crewneck sweatshirt →The story+
This ugly Christmas sweater hoodie is the loophole for the office party: a patchwork of knitted snowflakes, pine trees and a reindeer face printed flat, with TECHNICALLY A SWEATER lettered underneath.
The art is a pieced-together quilt of knit squares in faded red, cream, sage and black, with loose yarn ends trailing off the edges and the lettering hand-drawn in uneven black brush caps. Printed in a worn vintage style, so it looks knitted without the itch.
Pull it on for the ugly sweater party, the tree-trimming night or a cold walk to the mailbox, and let the front argue the dress code for you. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic unisex fit, pullover with a double-lined hood and matching drawcord
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
- Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Sizes S–3XL
- Colors: Sand, Sport Grey
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- Is the Technically a Sweater hoodie warm enough for winter?
- Yes. The Graphic Tees Co. Technically a Sweater hoodie is a pullover Gildan 18500 at 8.0 oz per square yard, a 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch pocket and ribbed cuffs. It is a cozy layer for party nights, cold porches and tree-lot runs.
- How does the Technically a Sweater hoodie fit?
- It is a classic unisex cut in sizes S through 3XL, so it fits roomy. Order your usual size for a relaxed fit, or go down one size if you like it closer. If the size is wrong, Graphic Tees Co. prints the new size with one free exchange within 30 days of delivery.
- When should I order for the ugly sweater party or Christmas?
- Order your Graphic Tees Co. ugly Christmas sweater hoodie by about December 8 so it arrives before Christmas. Every hoodie is printed the day you order it, then shipped from the United States, and shipping is free on orders of $45 or more, so adding a second item gets you there.
- Is this a real ugly Christmas sweater?
- Not knitted, which is the joke. It is a printed hoodie that shows a patchwork of knit snowflakes, trees and a reindeer, so you get the ugly sweater look on soft fleece. Graphic Tees Co. prints it on a Gildan 18500 in Sand or Sport Grey, sizes S to 3XL.
- How do I wash the Technically a Sweater hoodie?
- Turn the hoodie inside out and machine wash it cold with like colors, then tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. This keeps the printed knit squares and the TECHNICALLY A SWEATER lettering looking good wash after wash. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
- How do I wash this hoodie?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.












