What does the sweatshirt say?

This sweatshirt from Graphic Tees Co. says I ALWAYS GET in heavy maroon capitals above a gold trophy with a wishbone in it, and THE BIGGER HALF. below in dark brown. The joke is the solemn trophy for the silliest contest of the year: the after-dinner wishbone pull, won every time by the guy who picks his end.

Is there a tee with the same print?

Yes. The I Always Get the Bigger Half tee carries the same trophy and the same lettering on a lightweight unisex tee. Wear the tee for the backyard football game before dinner and this wishbone sweatshirt for the cold walk to the table, so the family champion has a set for the whole holiday weekend.

How does the crewneck fit?

It is a classic unisex crewneck in sizes S through 3XL, so it runs roomy. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer one. If the size is not right, we do one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.

What is it made of and how warm is it?

The Gildan crewneck is 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, soft and mid-weight with ribbed cuffs and waistband. It is warm enough for a chilly walk to the Thanksgiving table and comfortable by the oven. Wash it inside out in cold water to keep the maroon print sharp.

When do I need to order for Thanksgiving?

Order by about November 12 so it arrives before Thanksgiving. Graphic Tees Co. prints each sweatshirt to order, which takes a few business days, then ships within the US. Orders of $45 or more ship free, and a misprint or damaged item is reprinted or refunded within 30 days.

How do I wash this sweatshirt?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Wishbone Sweatshirt – I Always Get the Bigger Half

The story+

He always gets the bigger half, and he will not say how. This wishbone sweatshirt is for the uncle who treats the after-dinner wishbone pull like a title fight, and the Thanksgiving table is his arena.

The art is a vintage 1950s sports poster trophy: a polished gold two-handled cup with a slim cream turkey wishbone standing up out of it, autumn oak leaves and two acorns at the base, with I ALWAYS GET above it in heavy maroon capitals and THE BIGGER HALF. stacked below in dark brown.

8 oz cotton-poly fleece in four light and mid colors, S through 3XL, so the dark red lettering stays readable. Wear it to the family dinner, the Friendsgiving or the backyard football game before it, and bring a wishbone for the rematch. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt fit
50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
Ribbed crew neck, cuffs and waistband; no hood, no pockets
Sizes S–3XL
4 colors: White, Sand, Ash, Sport Grey

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

What does the sweatshirt say?: This sweatshirt from Graphic Tees Co. says I ALWAYS GET in heavy maroon capitals above a gold trophy with a wishbone in it, and THE BIGGER HALF. below in dark brown. The joke is the solemn trophy for the silliest contest of the year: the after-dinner wishbone pull, won every time by the guy who picks his end.
Is there a tee with the same print?: Yes. The I Always Get the Bigger Half tee carries the same trophy and the same lettering on a lightweight unisex tee. Wear the tee for the backyard football game before dinner and this wishbone sweatshirt for the cold walk to the table, so the family champion has a set for the whole holiday weekend.
How does the crewneck fit?: It is a classic unisex crewneck in sizes S through 3XL, so it runs roomy. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer one. If the size is not right, we do one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.
What is it made of and how warm is it?: The Gildan crewneck is 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, soft and mid-weight with ribbed cuffs and waistband. It is warm enough for a chilly walk to the Thanksgiving table and comfortable by the oven. Wash it inside out in cold water to keep the maroon print sharp.
When do I need to order for Thanksgiving?: Order by about November 12 so it arrives before Thanksgiving. Graphic Tees Co. prints each sweatshirt to order, which takes a few business days, then ships within the US. Orders of $45 or more ship free, and a misprint or damaged item is reprinted or refunded within 30 days.
How do I wash this sweatshirt?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

I Always Get the Bigger Half Wishbone Sweatshirt

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