What does the sweatshirt say?

The Technically a Vegetable sweatshirt from Graphic Tees Co. says TECHNICALLY A VEGETABLE in thick dark brown capitals under a marshmallow-topped sweet potato casserole. The joke is the straight-faced defense: every family has someone who swears the dessert-level side dish counts as the vegetable on the plate.

Is the Technically a Vegetable crewneck a good gift for dad?

Yes. The Technically a Vegetable crewneck from Graphic Tees Co. suits the dad, grandpa or brother who loads up on sweet potato casserole and calls it the healthy choice. It works as a Thanksgiving hosting gift or an early Christmas present. Pick his usual size; one free size exchange within 30 days covers a wrong guess.

How does the crewneck fit?

It is a classic unisex crewneck in sizes S through 3XL, so it runs roomy. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer one. If the size is not right, we do one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.

What is it made of and how warm is it?

The Gildan crewneck is 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, soft and mid-weight with ribbed cuffs and waistband. It is warm enough for a chilly walk to the Thanksgiving table and comfortable by the oven. Wash it inside out in cold water to keep the print sharp.

When do I need to order for Thanksgiving?

Order by about November 12 so it arrives before Thanksgiving. Graphic Tees Co. prints each sweatshirt to order, which takes a few business days, then ships within the US. Orders of $45 or more ship free, and a misprint or damaged item is reprinted or refunded within 30 days.

How do I wash this sweatshirt?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Dad Crewneck – Technically a Vegetable Funny Sweatshirt

The story+

The marshmallow-buried sweet potato casserole, defended with a straight face as the healthy side. This dad crewneck is for the man who wins that argument every year, and the Thanksgiving table lets him.

The art is a vintage food-ad casserole dish of orange sweet potatoes under thick golden toasted marshmallows, a serving spoon lifting out a gooey bite, a wisp of steam and a sprig of sage, over TECHNICALLY A VEGETABLE in two lines of thick, dark brown capitals.

8 oz cotton-poly fleece in four light and mid colors, S through 3XL, so the warm linework stays readable. Wear it to the table, the potluck or the couch after the second helping. Made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt fit
50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
Ribbed crew neck, cuffs and waistband; no hood, no pockets
Sizes S–3XL
4 colors: White, Sand, Ash, Sport Grey

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

What does the sweatshirt say?: The Technically a Vegetable sweatshirt from Graphic Tees Co. says TECHNICALLY A VEGETABLE in thick dark brown capitals under a marshmallow-topped sweet potato casserole. The joke is the straight-faced defense: every family has someone who swears the dessert-level side dish counts as the vegetable on the plate.
Is the Technically a Vegetable crewneck a good gift for dad?: Yes. The Technically a Vegetable crewneck from Graphic Tees Co. suits the dad, grandpa or brother who loads up on sweet potato casserole and calls it the healthy choice. It works as a Thanksgiving hosting gift or an early Christmas present. Pick his usual size; one free size exchange within 30 days covers a wrong guess.
How does the crewneck fit?: It is a classic unisex crewneck in sizes S through 3XL, so it runs roomy. Take your usual size for a relaxed fit, or size down for a closer one. If the size is not right, we do one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery.
What is it made of and how warm is it?: The Gildan crewneck is 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, soft and mid-weight with ribbed cuffs and waistband. It is warm enough for a chilly walk to the Thanksgiving table and comfortable by the oven. Wash it inside out in cold water to keep the print sharp.
When do I need to order for Thanksgiving?: Order by about November 12 so it arrives before Thanksgiving. Graphic Tees Co. prints each sweatshirt to order, which takes a few business days, then ships within the US. Orders of $45 or more ship free, and a misprint or damaged item is reprinted or refunded within 30 days.
How do I wash this sweatshirt?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Technically a Vegetable Dad Crewneck

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