Is this a good gift for a lifter?

Yes. The Twelve Labors. Zero Cardio. hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a funny gift for the friend who will do the twelve labors but never the treadmill, in Greek vase style. It suits a birthday, a gym-buddy swap or a Christmas stocking for any lifter.

How does this hoodie fit over a lifting build?

It is a classic unisex pullover in sizes S through 3XL. Order your usual size, or go up one for a roomier fit across the shoulders and chest. Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery, so a wrong guess on size costs nothing.

How warm is this hoodie?

It is an 8 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece pullover with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, a medium-weight layer that is warm enough for a cold garage gym between sets and comfortable indoors. Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order.

Why Sand and Sport Grey?

The lettering and the linework are near-black ink, so the art needs a light fabric to stay readable. Sand is a warm neutral that lets the terracotta figure glow, and Sport Grey is a soft light grey. Each color of this Graphic Tees Co. hoodie has its own photo.

How do I wash it, and when should I order for Christmas?

Turn the hoodie inside out and wash it in cold water with similar colors, then tumble dry on low, with no bleach or softener. Graphic Tees Co. prints each hoodie to order, so for Christmas order by about December 8 and it should arrive in time.

How do I wash this hoodie?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Close-up of the Twelve Labors. Zero Cardio. design

Twelve Labors. Zero Cardio. gym hoodie, Sand, front view

Twelve Labors. Zero Cardio. gym hoodie, Sport Grey, front view

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Twelve Labors. Zero Cardio. Funny Gym Hoodie

$39.99

Gym gifts for men who lift and skip the treadmill: a lion-cloaked hero in Greek vase style trudging on a treadmill under TWELVE LABORS. ZERO CARDIO., a hoodie for the warm-up set in a cold garage gym, his birthday and Christmas.

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Original art
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The story+

A hero in a lion-skin cloak and sandals trudges on a modern treadmill, drawn in Greek black-figure vase style in terracotta and black, under TWELVE LABORS. in near-black serif capitals above and ZERO CARDIO. in the same capitals below.

Sand and Sport Grey keep the near-black lettering and the terracotta figure clear on a soft 8 oz pullover with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, roomy enough to pull on over a lifting build. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic unisex fit, pullover with a double-lined hood and matching drawcord
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
Sizes S–3XL
Colors: Sand, Sport Grey
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

Is this a good gift for a lifter?: Yes. The Twelve Labors. Zero Cardio. hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a funny gift for the friend who will do the twelve labors but never the treadmill, in Greek vase style. It suits a birthday, a gym-buddy swap or a Christmas stocking for any lifter.
How does this hoodie fit over a lifting build?: It is a classic unisex pullover in sizes S through 3XL. Order your usual size, or go up one for a roomier fit across the shoulders and chest. Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery, so a wrong guess on size costs nothing.
How warm is this hoodie?: It is an 8 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece pullover with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, a medium-weight layer that is warm enough for a cold garage gym between sets and comfortable indoors. Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order.
Why Sand and Sport Grey?: The lettering and the linework are near-black ink, so the art needs a light fabric to stay readable. Sand is a warm neutral that lets the terracotta figure glow, and Sport Grey is a soft light grey. Each color of this Graphic Tees Co. hoodie has its own photo.
How do I wash it, and when should I order for Christmas?: Turn the hoodie inside out and wash it in cold water with similar colors, then tumble dry on low, with no bleach or softener. Graphic Tees Co. prints each hoodie to order, so for Christmas order by about December 8 and it should arrive in time.
How do I wash this hoodie?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.