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Gym Hoodies
Retired From Cardio Workout Hoodie
$39.99
Cardio had its chance. Somewhere between the third treadmill "warm-up" and the fourth lap of regret, a certain kind of lifter just stops.
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- Original art
- Printed to order
- Misprints replaced
Same designAlso as a crewneck sweatshirt →The story+
Cardio had its chance. Somewhere between the third treadmill "warm-up" and the fourth lap of regret, a certain kind of lifter just stops. This hoodie is for him.
An old-time strongman in a striped singlet naps in a rocking chair beside a loaded barbell with a little z drifting over his head, RETIRED FROM CARDIO across the top in big retro capitals and Barbell Club in small script beneath it. Drawn like a 1960s magazine illustration. A workout hoodie for the warm-up, the walk to the car and the lifter who would rather add another plate than another mile. Cream ink prints on Navy and dark ink prints on Sand. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.
Details & fit+
- Classic fit pullover hoodie with a front pouch pocket
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Quarter-turned body to avoid a crease down the middle
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Sizes S–5XL (Sand runs S–3XL)
- 2 colors: Sand and Navy
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Shipping & returns+
Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.
Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy
Questions+
- Does it work for the gym?
- It is a regular pullover fleece with a pouch pocket and rib-knit cuffs, easy to throw on after a session. Most people keep their usual size.
- Why Sand and Navy?
- The art prints in dark ink on Sand and in cream ink on Navy, so the capitals and the script stay sharp on both.
- Is there a matching tee?
- Yes, the same Retired From Cardio art is also available as a graphic tee.
- How do I wash this hoodie?
- Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.












