Is this a good golf retirement gift?

Yes. The Men's Golf – Retired. Bad at Golf Full-Time. Embroidered Zip Hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a golf retirement gift with a straight-faced joke, a retiree putting into a coffee mug under RETIRED. It suits a retirement party, a thank-you from the office or a card from the kids.

How does this zip hoodie fit?

It is a regular unisex fit with a full metal zipper in sizes S through 3XL. Order your usual size, or go up one to layer it over a polo or a sweater. Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery, so a wrong guess costs nothing.

How warm is this zip hoodie?

It is a Gildan 18600 midweight zip-up in 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, with front pouch pockets and an unlined hood. It is warm enough for a cool morning round or a fall evening. Graphic Tees Co. makes each one to order.

Where are the print and the embroidery placed?

The full scene and both lines are printed on the back, where the zipper cannot cut through them, so RETIRED. and BAD AT GOLF FULL-TIME. stay whole and readable. On the front, a small embroidered putter and golf ball sits on the left chest with no words, and FORE is stitched on the left cuff.

How do I care for the embroidery, and when should I order for Christmas?

Zip it up, turn it inside out, wash cold with similar colors and tumble dry low, with no bleach, and do not iron over the stitching. Graphic Tees Co. makes each hoodie to order, so for a Christmas gift order by about December 8 and it should arrive in time.

How do I wash this hoodie?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

Man in his late 60s with a bucket hat and wire glasses seen from behind on a golf course at golden hour wearing an ash zip hoodie printed on the back with Retired. Bad at Golf Full-Time.

Close-up of the Retired, Bad at Golf Full-Time Embroidered Zip design

Men's Golf Retired Bad at Golf Full-Time embroidered zip hoodie, Navy, back view with the full print

Men's Golf Retired Bad at Golf Full-Time embroidered zip hoodie, Ash, back view with the full print

Men's Golf Retired Bad at Golf Full-Time embroidered zip hoodie, Navy, front view with the embroidered putter and golf ball on the left chest

Men's Golf Retired Bad at Golf Full-Time embroidered zip hoodie, Ash, front view with the embroidered putter and golf ball on the left chest

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Golf Hoodies

Retired, Bad at Golf Full-Time Embroidered Zip Retired Golf Zip Hoodie

$57.99

RETIRED. BAD AT GOLF FULL-TIME.

Ordering for your crew? 10+ items save 15% (mix any designs and sizes)

Original art
Printed to order
Misprints replaced

The story+

RETIRED. BAD AT GOLF FULL-TIME. This embroidered golf retirement gift is for the newly retired golfer who finally has all day to be bad at it.

On the back, a cheerful older gentleman with a white mustache, flat cap and a mustard cardigan lines up a putt on his backyard lawn toward a coffee mug lying on its side, with a cart parked by the patio and a picket fence behind him, under RETIRED. in heavy serif capitals above and BAD AT GOLF FULL-TIME. in two lines of mustard slab capitals below. On the front, a putter crossing a golf ball and a pin flag is embroidered on the left chest, and the word FORE is stitched on the left cuff. Cream, mustard, sage and navy inks with a worn 1950s storybook print texture, and navy thread on Ash or white thread on Navy. It zips on over a polo for the driving range, the patio and the retirement party, and makes a good gift from the kids or the whole office for the golfer who just clocked out for good. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed and stitched the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Regular fit zip-up hoodie with a metal zipper
50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece, soft inside and outside
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd²
Embroidered left-chest putter and ball and left-cuff FORE, printed back
Front pouch pockets and an unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
Sizes S–3XL
2 colors: Ash and Navy
Blank product sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

Is this a good golf retirement gift?: Yes. The Men's Golf – Retired. Bad at Golf Full-Time. Embroidered Zip Hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a golf retirement gift with a straight-faced joke, a retiree putting into a coffee mug under RETIRED. It suits a retirement party, a thank-you from the office or a card from the kids.
How does this zip hoodie fit?: It is a regular unisex fit with a full metal zipper in sizes S through 3XL. Order your usual size, or go up one to layer it over a polo or a sweater. Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery, so a wrong guess costs nothing.
How warm is this zip hoodie?: It is a Gildan 18600 midweight zip-up in 50% cotton and 50% polyester fleece at 8 oz per square yard, with front pouch pockets and an unlined hood. It is warm enough for a cool morning round or a fall evening. Graphic Tees Co. makes each one to order.
Where are the print and the embroidery placed?: The full scene and both lines are printed on the back, where the zipper cannot cut through them, so RETIRED. and BAD AT GOLF FULL-TIME. stay whole and readable. On the front, a small embroidered putter and golf ball sits on the left chest with no words, and FORE is stitched on the left cuff.
How do I care for the embroidery, and when should I order for Christmas?: Zip it up, turn it inside out, wash cold with similar colors and tumble dry low, with no bleach, and do not iron over the stitching. Graphic Tees Co. makes each hoodie to order, so for a Christmas gift order by about December 8 and it should arrive in time.
How do I wash this hoodie?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.