Is this a good white elephant gift?

Yes. The I STOLE IT. I'M KEEPING IT. hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a funny gift under $40 for the guy who plays the swap like a title fight, in sizes S through 3XL. It suits an office exchange, a family gift swap or a Christmas stocking for a competitive brother or dad.

How does this hoodie fit?

It is a classic unisex pullover in sizes S through 3XL. Order your usual size, or go up one for a roomier, cozier fit over layers. Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery, so a wrong guess on size costs nothing.

How warm is this hoodie?

It is an 8 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece pullover with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, a medium-weight layer that is warm enough for a cold walk to the office party and comfortable indoors. Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order.

On Sand the I STOLE IT. headline prints deep red with navy beneath, a warm neutral that lets the striped sweater stand out. On Navy the lettering switches to coral and cream so it stays bright against the deep classic color. Each color has its own photo.

How do I wash it, and when should I order for Christmas?

Turn the hoodie inside out and wash it in cold water with similar colors, then tumble dry on low, with no bleach or softener. Graphic Tees Co. prints each hoodie to order, so for the swap and Christmas order by about December 8 and it should arrive in time.

How do I wash this hoodie?

Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.

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White Elephant Champion hoodie, Navy, front view

White Elephant Champion hoodie, Sand, front view

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Christmas Hoodies

White Elephant Champion White Elephant Hoodie

$39.99

I STOLE IT. I'M KEEPING IT.

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Original art
Printed to order
Misprints replaced

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The story+

I STOLE IT. I'M KEEPING IT. This hoodie is for the guy who steals the good gift every year and treats the office swap like a title fight. As a funny white elephant gift it doubles as the champion's own uniform for the office party, the family gift swap and Christmas Eve.

A mustached man in a striped Christmas sweater and a bobble hat stands on a podium hugging a wrapped gift with a big bow like a championship belt, a small gold trophy and crumpled wrapping paper at his feet, over I STOLE IT. in huge heavy capitals and I'M KEEPING IT. beneath, both lines the full width of the print.

On Sand the lettering is deep red and navy; on Navy it flips to coral and cream so every word glows. It sits on a soft 8 oz pullover with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, easy to wear to the swap and the Christmas Eve table. Original art, made for Graphic Tees Co. and printed the day you order it.

Details & fit+

Classic unisex fit, pullover with a double-lined hood and matching drawcord
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
Sizes S–3XL
Colors: Sand, Navy
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Shipping & returns+

Printed to order and shipped straight to you. Free US shipping on orders of $45+ (two tees gets you there). Delivery estimate shows at checkout, and you'll get tracking by email.

Misprinted or damaged? Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund you. Full policy

Questions+

Is this a good white elephant gift?: Yes. The I STOLE IT. I'M KEEPING IT. hoodie from Graphic Tees Co. is a funny gift under $40 for the guy who plays the swap like a title fight, in sizes S through 3XL. It suits an office exchange, a family gift swap or a Christmas stocking for a competitive brother or dad.
How does this hoodie fit?: It is a classic unisex pullover in sizes S through 3XL. Order your usual size, or go up one for a roomier, cozier fit over layers. Graphic Tees Co. offers one free size exchange within 30 days of delivery, so a wrong guess on size costs nothing.
How warm is this hoodie?: It is an 8 oz/yd² 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece pullover with a double-lined hood and a front pouch pocket, a medium-weight layer that is warm enough for a cold walk to the office party and comfortable indoors. Graphic Tees Co. prints each one to order.
Why Sand and Navy?: On Sand the I STOLE IT. headline prints deep red with navy beneath, a warm neutral that lets the striped sweater stand out. On Navy the lettering switches to coral and cream so it stays bright against the deep classic color. Each color has its own photo.
How do I wash it, and when should I order for Christmas?: Turn the hoodie inside out and wash it in cold water with similar colors, then tumble dry on low, with no bleach or softener. Graphic Tees Co. prints each hoodie to order, so for the swap and Christmas order by about December 8 and it should arrive in time.
How do I wash this hoodie?: Inside out, cold water, gentle cycle. Skip bleach and fabric softener, then hang dry or tumble dry low. Never iron directly on the print.